Thursday, 20 September 2012

A Man Sued His Wife For Being Ugly

Northern China resident Jian Feng was married to a pretty girl.  Things were going well. They got pregnant, and a baby girl was born.  It wasn’t, as it turns out, a beautiful baby girl.  In fact, she was really ugly.  Jian didn’t understand it.  He was an OK-looking guy, his wife was gorgeous, so why was this baby so dog-ugly?  His wife must have cheated on him!  With an ugly guy!  How dare she?
Desperate to prove that she’d been faithful, Jian’s wife showed him a picture of herself – PRIOR to her extensive plastic surgery.  Uggo!  Oh no!  Jian freaked out, divorced his wife, and SUED her for $120,000.  And guess what?  HE WON.  He filed a lawsuit that his wife had been deceptive and gotten him to marry her under false pretenses (so much for looking within a person to fall in love) so he WON.
Not only did the woman pay $100,000 for the surgery to make her pretty, she had to pay $120,000 to a guy who apparently only loved her for the looks she paid for.  Oh well, at least she has her ugly baby to keep her company.

Because I can find no internet pictures of these people, I submit my best guesses as to the real situation:

before picture
The wife’s before picture.  Poor thing.  Luckily, some South Korean plastic surgeons did their magic, and she ended up looking like this:
after picture
But, this is what the poor little baby looked like.  Yikes!
ugly baby
So ends the sad tale.  A word of caution – if you’re going to get un-ugly, fess up to your prior ugliness before procreating.

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