Dear Daughter,
I have sent you to a man's house to be a blessing to him and 'help' him
achieve the goals I gave him.He's not like you at all.He's burly,quite
insensitive.You'd be surprised he might not even realize you've come to
help!So,to help your task and protect you from being on the receiving
end of his imperfections,here are some vital instructions....
1...Don't ever try to fix him,if he ever develops a fault,I'm his
manufacturer and you will need to talk to me about him...You're his
wife,not his God.I don't particularly like it when you think you can
change him and you attempt to take my place.
2....Well,I'm your God too,but your husband is my deputy in your
life.To get the best of him,you need to respect him like you do to
me.Get more instructions on this from your grandmother Sarah.
3....You will realize that he fumbles in many things.I know you're smart
but resist the urge to get in front of him and take charge of things
except he tells you to.
4...He's a man of God but he's still a
man.Remember an hungry man is an angry man.Whether the hunger is for
food or sex,don't ever play politics with him on those issues.
5...He likes competing and winning,that's why he is crazy about
sports.But there's an area he doesn't mind you being better-character!So
take advantage,be a better lover,more humble,more patient,more
virtuous.
6...He enjoys attractive help mate,quite more than is
good for him.As you get into helping him,don't forget to stay
attractive as much as possible.I know its a tough task but I know you
can do it,you're a woman after all.
I'd give you more
instructions later but these are vitally important and can't
wait.Whatever you face there,never forget why you're there.If you keep
your eyes on the goal of being a blessing to him,sooner than later he
will come to adore you...Meanwhile,keep in touch with me in prayer.If
you've never needed my help,you will certainly need it on this
assignment!
Your father,
God.
2....Well,I'm your God too,but your husband is my deputy in your life.To get the best of him,you need to respect him like you do to me.Get more instructions on this from your grandmother Sarah.
3....You will realize that he fumbles in many things.I know you're smart but resist the urge to get in front of him and take charge of things except he tells you to.
4...He's a man of God but he's still a man.Remember an hungry man is an angry man.Whether the hunger is for food or sex,don't ever play politics with him on those issues.
5...He likes competing and winning,that's why he is crazy about sports.But there's an area he doesn't mind you being better-character!So take advantage,be a better lover,more humble,more patient,more virtuous.
6...He enjoys attractive help mate,quite more than is good for him.As you get into helping him,don't forget to stay attractive as much as possible.I know its a tough task but I know you can do it,you're a woman after all.
I'd give you more instructions later but these are vitally important and can't wait.Whatever you face there,never forget why you're there.If you keep your eyes on the goal of being a blessing to him,sooner than later he will come to adore you...Meanwhile,keep in touch with me in prayer.If you've never needed my help,you will certainly need it on this assignment!
Your father,
God.
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